Posted 1 day ago

cheatsheet:

Choose your own aventure!

Posted 1 day ago

swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english

useless-swedenfacts:

- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

Posted 1 day ago

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara)

Posted 2 days ago

mikeleviwaaron:

thisisyourbrainonsam:

20 Historical Photos (x)

If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out. 

Posted 3 days ago

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

Posted 3 days ago
purplevomit:


alightinthefire:

vilsa:

k-lionheart:

asian:

*tears up*


So I’m reading the article and then this:

 For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.

German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)

—- Nice.

can they be read somewhere?

purplevomit:

alightinthefire:

vilsa:

k-lionheart:

asian:

*tears up*

So I’m reading the article and then this:

For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.

German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)

—-
Nice.

can they be read somewhere?

Posted 3 days ago
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via lampfaced)

(Source: mysharona1987)

Posted 3 days ago

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza)